crispysnakes:

meanie-monster-mutt:

tentadog:

this is how volly drinks

like a 2 day old human baby

i HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A CUTE SNAKE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

These are amazing gifs lookit dat face

If People Talked About Dogs The Way They Do Snakes And Spiders
Dog Lover:I love puppies! They're so adorable.
Cynophobe:Ewww, puppies. They terrify me. I have to kill them when they get anywhere near me.
Dog Lover:Oh. Well, dogs really aren't that dangerous, it's just one or two cases that were blown out of proportion by the media -
Cynophobe:One time a huge pitbull got into my garden and I had to chop off its head with my rake.
Dog Lover:o.O
Cynophobe:It was really scary for me because I didn't get it on the first strike so - [goes into detailed description of slow and painful death of dog which I will spare you because I'm not a sadist]
Fudge’s got a girlfriend! Meet Ganache, a 2013 Mahogany Harlequin 50% Het. Albino female by Breeder’s Circle. We’ll be shooting for the Suma and the Obsidian Ball next year!

Fudge’s got a girlfriend! Meet Ganache, a 2013 Mahogany Harlequin 50% Het. Albino female by Breeder’s Circle. We’ll be shooting for the Suma and the Obsidian Ball next year!

Just picked up this little stud, a 2014 GHI 66% Het. Hypo male from Designer Ball Pythons! He’ll be our main man in 2015, and will hopefully give us some Mojave GHIs, Lesser GHIs, and Cinny GHIs.
Photo courtesy of DBP.

Just picked up this little stud, a 2014 GHI 66% Het. Hypo male from Designer Ball Pythons! He’ll be our main man in 2015, and will hopefully give us some Mojave GHIs, Lesser GHIs, and Cinny GHIs.

Photo courtesy of DBP.

Marzipan was the star of the show, though. She was very well-behaved, and everyone loved her!

Mousse made lots of friends!

Cocoa always makes a big impression.

Everyone loved Prosciutto.

Last week, we took a couple of the kids to the local university and put on a snake show for the resident assistants. Myths were debunked and minds were changed, and the critters were all very well-behaved. It was a lot of fun!

Emily, one of the RAs in attendance, documented the event with a series of wonderful pictures. Here are a few.

skygosh said: i found out today that the burmball is a thing and i'm so confused how did this happen do you know

reptiliaherps:

fuckyeahballpythons:

mothbug:

i mean i guess it goes something like this

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Except the other way around because usually it’s a male BP to a female Burm.

so…u mean… more like this

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rainbow-reptiles:

My tea leaf reading is sending me a very clear message…. buy more snakes!

rainbow-reptiles:

My tea leaf reading is sending me a very clear message…. buy more snakes!

skygosh said: i found out today that the burmball is a thing and i'm so confused how did this happen do you know

mothbug:

i mean i guess it goes something like this

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Turnover went to her new home today!
I feel good about the people who got her. I’m sure she’ll be loved and well-cared for.

Turnover went to her new home today!

I feel good about the people who got her. I’m sure she’ll be loved and well-cared for.

Truffle’s too-cute snoot!

Truffle’s too-cute snoot!